New day, new iPhone app. Okay, you’re in the office, working very hard and on a certain moment you decide you can’t take it any longer. You find all kinds of ways to kill yourself. You try to staple, electrocute, cut and drown yourself. You can try to get bitten by a shark, burned by torches and get poisoned by drinking toilet water. And all this must be done in 5 minutes. The faster the better, because you can even submit your score on Facebook.
Developers description:
You’re a common, everyday desk jockey at some blah company, sitting in your blah cubicle. Suddenly you decide that you’d rather die than go to another stupid meeting. But how to get the job done? Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is a fast-paced adventure game in which you have exactly 5 minutes to kill yourself before the next boring meeting starts. Fortunately, your office is filled with a great variety of fun and dangerous objects ‹ staplers, copiers, blow torches, a shark tank, and even a pack of rabid weasels.
- Easy-to-use controls makes killing yourself a delight
- Single and Multiplayer modes
- Challenge friends in a race to the death
- Challenge strangers in a race to the death
- Taunt your Facebook friends with your score
This humorous, funny game can be yours. 5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) can be bought for $2,99 [App Store]
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Im still waiting for red alert to arrive into the app store. It release date is today, but in one and a half hour that date expired.(gmt+0)
I guess you’re right. Red Alert should be in the App Store now, but I can’t find it and it’s already October 24th.
http://iphonefreakz.com/2009/10/10/red-alert-available-october-23rd-yeah/